Cyclops

Like, OMG on part of their trip they landed on an island with like, a Cyclops who had only like ONE eye!! Sooo scary. But Ody was so brave. And like, there were people giving away flowers and I wanted to like, have a pretty flower, but Valentina said the flowers were like magic, only the bad kind. She saved my life. The Cyclops like ate the men and me and Valentina were thinking like, this movie should be rated R. Oh wait... It wasn't a movie. IT WAS REAL!!! Ok, Raine. Calm down. Then they got trapped in like, a cave with the one eyed monster. But Ody had him like, drink some wine I think. And then like, the moster passed out and Ody stabbed him in the eye so he couldn't see. Then they like, had to find a way to get out. And like, there were sheep in there with them. They got on the underside of the sheep and rode to the edge of the cave. Then like, the Cyclops felt to make sure he knew it was the sheep leaving. That's why Ody was so like, smart because the Cyclops couldn't feel the men and he only felt the sheep. And that's how they escaped.

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